We can’t see out our windows, as wind is constantly blowing snow against the screens. This makes the blizzard infinitely more frightening, if you ask me. And I keep hearing horror stories. My husband’s co-worker’s neighbor house burned to the ground since the street hadn’t been plowed and the firetrucks couldn’t get in or find a hydrant. We had the fire trucks here yesterday to check out a strong gas smell on the street. Scary, huh?

Even the dogs seem to realize there’s something up. Rio has been looking out at the snow all morning with a mix of horror and fascination. She isn’t bothering me to go on her usual walk. She knows it’s not happening. Probably until June.

I worry that I didn’t buy enough food last time I was at the store. I wish I’d picked up some chicken instead of just milk and eggs and bread. It’s times like these that I realize how spoiled I am by having a grocery store down the street. Let’s just say that I now know how I’d fare in the zombie apocalypse, and the answer is: not very well. (SB finds all jokes about eating Rio distasteful, so I’ll refrain from making one here.)

Anyway, I’m hungry, and the toast and jam is all the way across the room, which may be leading to my highly inappropriate canine consumption references. Rest assured, we have plenty of food. So does Rio. I also have this signed book contract sitting here, and it might as well be burning a hole in my desk. I don’t know when I’ll be able to get out of here. I don’t know when the mail will be able to get out of here. And you know, being a highly neurotic writer, I live in fear that until that countersigned contract and check is in my hot little hands, my editor still has the option to call me up and go “Psych! Ha! You thought we wanted two more books from you? Silly writer!”

Did I mention the hunger? Excuse me, I’m going to get my toast. Back in a sec.

We’re supposed to get ten more inches today, starting at noon. But it’s 1:30 and nothing has happened yet.

Fingers crossed.

We’ve got supplies enough, and the dogs (I’ve got Rio and my best friends’ dog) are going to manage just fine, even though they’ve been trapped in the house way too long. I hope my husband can come home soon. I really don’t want to be snowed in without him.

Whine, whine, whine.

Times like these, I wish I’d never left Florida.

I just want to curl up with a cup of something hot and read. I’ve found I’m lately in the mood for a sappy love story. Any suggestions? Doesn’t have to be a romance-shelved-as-a-romance. Maybe your favorite love story takes place in a mystery. Or a sci fi. Or even over the course of a series. What’s your fave? What do you recommend I read on this cold winter’s week?

ETA: It’s now 5 o’clock and it’s been snowing for an hour. Sigh. Also, thought I’d add that I’m really looking for great love stories, not just great stories that have some love in them. I mean, most of them do, right? But I’m specifically looking for stories where the romance really grabs you by the throat.

We got twenty inches of snow this weekend. It was the most snow I — Florida girl that I am — had ever seen. It was also the most snow the DC native I married had ever seen. Our power stayed on throughout the blizzard, but several of our friends weren’t so lucky. Those that weren’t, came to camp out at our place.

Yes, that’s right. We had a huge SLUMBER PARTY.

Actually, it was so much fun, we wondered why we’d never done it before. Why did we stop having slumber parties as teens? We played board games, baked brownies and cookies (the latter at eleven o’clock at night), watched movies, talked, played in the snow, made French toast in the mornings, ate ice cream for dinner. (Well, some of us. I had spaghetti.) Actually, we ate so much food this weekend. It was ridiculous. There was always something on the stove. The list of things made to eat in our house this weekend:

  • brownies
  • hot cocoa
  • tea
  • nachos
  • baked pasta with peas and cream sauce
  • macaroni and cheese
  • peas and carrots
  • coffee
  • french toast
  • grapefruit halves
  • spaghetti with bolognese
  • chocolate chip pecan cookies
  • chicken noodle soup
  • lamb curry
  • popcorn

And all that stuff is gone now. All gone. Not to mention several pints of ice cream, a ton of veggies and chips and salsa and hummus, several gallons of milk, a gallon each of limeade and orange juice, candy, nuts, oranges…Yep, I think we staved off the cold pretty well. At one point, we had seven people and three dogs in our little house. It was a rollicking good time.

Snowpocalypse

Were you caught in the storm this weekend? What did you do?

ZvU was recently featured on Entertainment Weekly’s Shelf Life. Though the article calls the collection a book of “essays,” do not be fooled. I think it meant that the essays were the connecting bits written by Holly and Justine, on the specific merits of the beasties of their choice. The actual contributions of all the writers are fictional.

Well, not my story, of course. As always, I am your faithful documentarian of all the human stories caught up in the fight against the growing unicorn menace.Yes, this is what I do for you. No need to thank me. Or, you know, if you do have the need to thank me, you can do so by buying a copy of Rampant. Or ZvU. Or Both.

I’d tell you to preorder it on Amazon, but then you might end up in the same boat as me, whereby you have preordered and paid for something on Amazon which they will now not deliver because they are in a little snit with the publisher and yet have not offered to refund your money. So I don’t recommend that. And I think it’s probably a tad too early to put in an order for ZvU at your local indie. Though you can order Rampant from your local indie here. I have a friend who was in the MIDDLE of reading a Macmillan book she’d bought and paid for on her Kindle and it vanished. That seems really wrong to me. And yet Amazon is painting itself as the wronged party! (Oh yes, they say they capitulated, but Macmillan print and ebooks have not been re-listed yet.)

Zombies Vs. Unicorns is being published by Simon & Schuster. I don’t know what their plan is regarding the pricing of kindle versions. Rampant is published by Harper Collins and yesterday, Rupert Murdoch, the big boss, announced he was having a sit-down with Amazon to renegotiate. We’ll see how that shakes out. I know I’m not buying a kindle, though. I like to own the books I buy, not rent them at Amazon’s pleasure. I’ve got a library down the street for that.

So like every child of the nineties, I was obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. We had all the collections in my house and I loved reading them, over and over. I really connected with Calvin — his limitless imagination, his ability to turn anything into a narrative, his love of nature. Sailor Boy and I often quote lines from our favorite comic strips, especially the one where Calvin comes upon Hobbes sleeping in the sun and begins to recite:

“My tiger, it seems, it running ’round nude,
His fur coat must have made him perspire.
It lies on the floor, should this be construed
As a permanent change of attire?
Perhaps he considered its colors passé,
Or maybe it fit him too snug.
Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
Or leave it right here as a rug?”

It should be noted that Rio, to whom this poem is most often directed, is about as amused by our efforts as Hobbes was in the strip.

At its height, C&H was subject to a ton of copyright violations. Though Watterson never licensed his images for commercialization. the streets were rife with cars bearing bumper stickers of an evil, peeing Calvin. And then, Watterson ended the strip (to a great fan outcry), and lived as a recluse. But recently he gave an interview to a local Cleveland reporter. Naturally, I was all over it.

My disappointment in the interview is mainly that, with all the opportunity the reporter had to ask BW about his long career, he settled for basically asking the same question over and over again. Look:

  • What do you think it was about “Calvin and Hobbes” that went beyond just capturing readers’ attention, but their hearts as well?
  • What are your thoughts about the legacy of your strip?
  • What would you like to tell the fans who are still grieving about the end of your strip?
  • Because your work touched so many people, fans feel a connection to you, like they know you.  How do you deal with knowing that it’s going to follow you for the rest of your days?
  • How do you want people to remember that 6-year-old and his tiger?

You can actually see Watterson growing frustrated with having to answer it repeatedly over the course of the interview. There was literally only ONE question that veered from this repetitive pattern: “Do you like the idea of a C&H postage stamp?”

Watterson was pretty gracious though. He just kept beating the drum of: “The only part I understand is what went into the creation of the strip. What readers take away from it is up to them. Once the strip is published, readers bring their own experiences to it, and the work takes on a life of its own. Everyone responds differently to different parts.”

This is so true. Now, decades later, I’m an author myself, and I see that what people choose to take away from my book could be what I put in there or could not. It can sometimes be something that I never even saw in the text myself.

I spend a lot of time wrestling with the notion of “Why did Reader X get this part of the book, but Reader Y missed it? Why did Reader Z love this part of my other book but doesn’t love a similar part in my new book?” (Curse you, internet, and your proliferation of reader reaction blogs and websites!) BUt I can’t control what experiences the reader is bringing to my work, and how the simplest turn of phrase might jar something inside of him or her.

I wonder what the secret is to Watterson’s zen. How it is that he came to a place where he could say, “I just tried to write honestly, and I tried to make this little world fun to look at, so people would take the time to read it” and be done with it. Because when I’m writing, I believe that. When I’m writing, I think to myself, Oh, isn’t this fun. I really like this part. I think this part is fun to read, I think people are going to like this. I am writing for the reader’s entertainment. I want to make the experience of reading one of my books a good experience for the reader. I want it to be exciting and informative and romantic and scary and funny and sad.

But whether it IS to each individual reader — well, that’s up to them.

And, in passing, what a waste. What great questions the reporter could have asked! “What do you think Calvin is doing now, all grown up? Is he an astronaut? A writer? Is he a desk jockey with a marvelous inner life? Does he drive his wife crazy with sick snowman jokes every February? Does he take his kids for hikes through the woods? Does he recite poetry to his dogs while they nap on the rug?”

I mean, just wondering.

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Well, as of 4:48 Tuesday afternoon, I sent off my revisions on Secret Project #1, which was my first novel of the year. February 2nd, and I’m already one book (and one short story) down. I wrote over 65,000 words in the month of January. And yes, I do feel smug about it.

I also saw my first cover of the year. Zombies vs. Unicorns is already floating around these here internets. And let me just say — I LOVE THIS COVER. I love it so much. I want to hang a print of the artwork on my wall. It’s nothing like what I was expecting, but marvelously unique and eye-catching and perfect for this collection (she says, having only read two of the stories in it).

And Simon & Schuster is already working hard on the promo, as you can see (check out my new Twitter icon, too). You can even partake in a ZvU poll. (Vote TEAM UNICORN, please!)

My other favorite thing about this anthology is it’s releasing right smack dab between the release of the Rampant paperback and Ascendant. Let’s just say that this fall is going to be chockers with killer unicorns. I may have mentioned this back in 2009, but what the heck, new year. My short story in the anthology is entitled “The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn” and it’s a standalone story set in the same world and timeline as Rampant and Ascendant. It’s about a young unicorn hunter who isn’t living in Rome and how that’s working out for her. (Hint: Not well.)

And, now that it’s February and my schedule has gotten a little less hectic, I definitely plan to b blogging more. I’ve got giveaways planned, some conversations about romance and love stories, a debate on the dystopian fiction, authorial control, gender bias, and all kinds of super juicy topics that have been brewing for months in my brain. Stay tuned!

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