Unicorns
Forget everything you ever thought you knew about unicorns...
The fluffy sparkly friendly “horses” so popular with six year old girls the world over are a travesty of revisionist history.
Real unicorns are man eating beasts with razor sharp fangs and a fatal venom in their lethal horns.
And they can only be killed by the virgin descendants of Alexander the Great.
Killer Unicorn Series:
Short Works:
- “Errant” in Kiss Me Deadly
- “The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn” in Zombies vs. Unicorns
Frequently Asked Questions
What order should I read the Killer Unicorn Books in?
With the full-length books, read Rampant first, then Ascendant. They both follow the story of Astrid Llewelyn, a 21st century unicorn hunter.
Do I need to have read the full-length books to understand the anthology short stories?
Both “Errant” and “The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn” stand alone. You can read them in any order you desire. Readers of the full length novels will probably get a little extra out of the stories, as they may recognize familiar characters or locations, but it is not necessary. (In fact — funny story — I actually wrote them out of order from the way they are being published. That’s how little it matters.)
Are you going to write any more unicorn books or stories?
I hope so, but I don’t have anything currently under contract. Stay tuned!
I don’t live in North America. How can I get my hands on these stories?
I currently have not sold rights to any of the full-length killer unicorn novels overseas. However, some enterprising bookstores in Australia might carry them (I’ve heard rumors), and you can always order a copy through the Book Depository, which offers free international shipping. Additionally, I do know that Kiss Me Deadly is being published in the UK and Australia (Thank you, Random House Australia!), which makes my first official publication in those territories. Also, check out the cool Kiss Me Deadly Australian cover:


















