Okay, I know I’ve been a bad blogger recently. But I’ve also been so swamped. I’m up to my neck in killer unicorns, guys, plus I’ve got house guests. Plus I’ve got these little monsters to contend with:

And as you can see, that white one ain’t so very little.

Anyway, the winner of the Betina Krahn Giveaway is ELISA V. Elisa, email me with your address to receive your prize.

And, since i”m not fit for blogging at the moment, we’re just going to do another giveaway. yYy! This one has two prizes. I’m giving away the first two books in Jeri Smith-Ready’s WVMP Radio urban fantasy series: WICKED GAME and BAD TO THE BONE. Better yet, they’re signed! W00T!

A few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of meeting Jeri at a booksigning up the road in Maryland. Here we are at Constellation Books in Reistertown, a darling indie bookstore located in a beautiful old house:

Every time I think I’m “done” with vampires as a trope, some writer comes along to freshen things up, like Smith-Ready with her OCD radio DJs. The musical references fly fast and furious in these two novels, which led one of my fave old local DJs (before the format switched on HIS station and sent him packing) to say:

Jeri Smith-Ready’s vampire volume WICKED GAME will make your corpuscles coagulate with corpulent incredulity. It’s for youngbloods and old jugulars alike. Whether you devour it on SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY or just before DINNER WITH DRAC, simply turn off the 50-inch plasma, lay back, and LET IT BLEED.

— Weasel, WTGB-94.7 the Globe, Washington DC

How awesome is that?

Anyway, leave a comment here to enter. I’ll be giving way one copy of WICKED GAME and one copy of BAD TO THE BONE.

The winners of the Serena Robar GIVING UP THE V Giveaway are:

Julia (comment #3)

and

Jess (comment #11)

Send me your addresses to receive your prize!

In other news, today’s post is up at Writers at Play. It’s about Art and the Killer Unicorn books.

So I thought I had mentioned this, but apparently, I’m a flake.

If you participated in Tap & Gown in the Wild, send me your addresses so I can send you your Secret Society Girl prize package. (Yes, this includes those of you who emailed and were like, “wait! wait! is it too late?”) Email me your addresses:

diana (at) secretsocietygirl (dot) com

Astrid the Unicorn Hunter

My Hero. For Fun.

Sorry, guys! My internet went down yesterday afternoon and I was unable to coordinate the drawing. So, here we go.

(And can I just say how much more difficult this one was than my usual drawings? Usually I just pull up the handy-dandy random number generator and pick the corresponding comment in the thread. But with multiple entries, multiple posts, people emailing me their superheroes — I think my favorite was Indigo’s

Indigo's hero

– and people TWITTERING me their superheroes… well, it got a little hairy in there.)

We had over 120 entries, and THE WINNERS ARE:

Brooke Reviews, a.k.a. The Monstar
Katee, a.k.a. (Well, the “generated” name isn’t as cool as the pic so just click here and check it out)
Amy C-W, a.k.a. Super Meteorologist Amy

Congratulations, guys! Email me your addresses and I’ll send along your copies of DULL BOY! (Actually, Brooke, I think I might have yours.)

I’ll be announcing the DULL BOY giveaway winners later on today in this very space! (sorry for the delay, guys, it takes longer than I’d realized to coordinate a multi-entry potential giveaway.

In the meantime, enjoy this adorable video. Who knew physics could be this cute?

Is JENNIFER, at website comment #20. Jennifer, please drop me an email with your address and specify whether or not you want the first book or the second.

And come back at noon to find out who won the Beka Cooper Giveaway.

That’s right. I said winners, plural. Because you guys are just so talented, and not at all having to do with the fact that my judges were evenly split as to their favorite entries, which were:

**SPOILER WARNING**SPOILER WARNING**

These limericks *DO* contain SPOILERS for Secret Society Girl, Under the Rose, and Rites of Spring (Break)

You have been warned. Skip the following if you have not read these books!

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There once was a Digger named Amy,
Who fell for the patriarch, Jamie.
On becoming a couple
With their bodies so supple,
They did the wacky without shamie.

Purple Ranger’s innovative coinage of “shamie” (move over, Edgar Allan and Shakespeare!) as well as interesting (if not necessarily accurate) predictions for the future took an early lead with the panel. Jamie and Amy have *not* done the wacky, guys. Just some good, old-fashioned snogging. Says one judge: “I just giggle every time I read ’shamie.’”

And then there was the “response” limerick of Phyllis Towzey:

Oh, please, are you serious Anne?
Ed’s a vampire – Poe’s just a man!
But if Jamie got bitten
Even Bella’d be smitten,
Do you think Amy’d give up her tan?

Which I covered in detail last week. One judge called it, “the best, despite its vampirocentrism.  Clever, perfectly metered, and none of the lines feels like filler.”

Congratulations, you two! (I have your addresses, so I’ll be sending the ARCs out when I drag my butt to the P.O. — hopefully tomorrow).

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***END SPOILER WARNING***

And finally, because I’m the kind of girl who awards hard work, I’m awarding one ARC to our diligent entrant from the wintry north, Tiff! Tiff’s 29 limericks were on all different topics, but a few judges agreed that had the following one scanned correctly, it might have taken the entire competition:

I love how SSG gives us
Obscure references like “Sublime” author Longinus
And words like grok
To increase our literary stock
It’s like a romantic, plot-happy thesaurus!

I’ve got your address, too, I believe.

Congratulations, winners!

…of a December Giveaway who has failed to send me his/her mailing address?

You are if your name is: Angie (I swear I’ve looked and can’t find it), Megan S., or Liviana!

Given my habit of only going to the P.O. once in a blue moon…

Everyone else is doing it, so why can’t I?

I’ve been off my computer and off the internet for the past week. It’s actually been quite a freeing experience. The last month was an incredibly stressful one, professionally, so removing myself from the merry-go-round/echo chamber/take-your-pick was actually quite relaxing and recharging. I’ve been able to think quite a lot about my work, especially the second killer unicorn book, which is shaping up nicely. I don’t really talk about it much on the blog, but that’s primarily because nothing i say will make sense to people who haven’t even read the first one. There are more killer unicorns.

(In passing, the winner of the box o’ books giveaway is LIVIANA.)

I’ve also been able to reflect some on the year that’s passed, which I had not taken stock of in the slightest. This has been a huge year for me,and one in which I’ve always, always been playing catch up. I have never not been behind in some major way. I hope to change that pattern next year.

So, 2008…

Diana in CerverteriOn January 1st, Sailor Boy and I left for a research trip to Europe. It was a miserable trip. SB was sick for the first half of it (like, “perhaps we need to find a hospital here in Naples” sick) and I got an unrelated illness by the end of the trip, resulting in the most uncomfortable plane ride of my life (I begged him to put me out of my misery the entire way back over the Atlantic, during which my ears did not pop in the slightest), and two weeks of “in bed, do not want to get up” abject misery. Scene from my birthday, which occurred a few weeks after:

SB: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Me: (sniffling) Um, get me some nice takeout and a very special movie from Netflix?

It was BAD.

However, I don’t regret the trip. The research I was able to do for Rampant brought the book alive in a way I hope shows up on the pages. Location scouting, man. It’s a blast. It’s actually quite funny to look at these pictures now, since I spent so many months putting them into a book. On one level, I know this (left) is the cloisters at the Basilica of San Giovanni in Laterano, the cathedral of Rome, but in my heart it’s the Cloisters of Ctesias, which in Rampant is actually just down the hill. Discovering this cloisters, especially given how many in-cloisters scenes I’d already written, was a truly incredible gift. It was like seeing my book come alive. The second great discovery of the trip was Cerverteri (pictured above). I’d already planned on setting a big scene there, but visiting it gave me the ability to interact with the setting a good deal more and really dig in there

Sadly, a research trip was unnecessary for book 2.

I got better by the end of the month, and flew to Florida for a writing retreat with TARA, whereupon I discovered a bit of a mix-up between when I thought my next book was due and when my editor did. Cue panicked fevered writing and editing for the next three months. (I also managed to squeeze a NINC conference in there somewhere.)

I finished up just in time to attend another writing retreat, this one with my critique partner Carrie Ryan. Lots of drinking with Kresley Cole and Amanda Brice ensued. (No wonder Sailor Boy doesn’t trust that I work at these things!)

On a personal note, SB and I spent a good amount of time that spring looking for houses. No luck.

And, just like that, it was summer. Summer, the relaunch of my website, and the release of Rites of Spring (Break). I did three signings (one with Nora Roberts!), and had a lot of fun with my promotional Rose & Grave tattoos. Reviews of the book were generally good, and I made a best of summer list with none other than Salman Rushdie. My favorite part, however, was seeing all the comments appearing on the ROSB discussion page. This book was a huge turning point in the series, and I was pleased to see it connect with so many readers. I also got my first fan art.

Also, I got to see my first two foreign editions released, as Secret Society Girl came out in Russia and Brazil.

In July, Sailor Boy and I found a house. More whirlwind, as we barreled toward closing and all that entailed (finding a mortgage, home inspectors, packing, moving, etc.) compounded by the fact that SB was studying for his bar exam.

July 29-30: SB takes exam.
August 1: Close on house.
August 2: Leave for honeymoon.
August 15: Return from honeymoon, move into house.

During this time, we also managed to get ourselves a puppy, whom we picked up on August 17. Of course, you all know and love Rio, the ersatz star of this blog. I can’t believe how big she’s gotten since this picture was taken. Of all the amazing, extraordinary things that have happened to me this year, I really think the addition of this dog into my life tops the list.

Anyway, back to work. As the whirlwind of house and puppy-acquisition drew to a close, I threw myself into finishing up Tap & Gown, the last SSG book. I felt so nostalgic about the characters, I started the secret story project. I received the cover of my first YA. I received the cover of T&G.

I did a LOT of dog-walking.

With the fall, came the election, and I grew obsessed. I practically lived on fivethirty-eight.com. I settled into our new neighborhood, SB settled into his new job, Rio settled into life as a pampered puppy. I also got sick. Very, very sick. So sick that I tore a muscle in my ribs coughing. Twice in one year. I’m apparently a sickly person. SB and I had our first anniversary around this time, too, and I was well enough to go out for that.

Two couples close to me had babies. I did revisions for Tap & Gown and first pass for Rampant. I received the ARCs of Rampant. December rolled around, and life settled in enough for SB and I to buy some furniture and start really getting the house set up (it’s an ongoing project). We chose a design aesthetic and are slowly incorporating it into all elements of our home.

My family came for Christmas. Rio turned 6 months old on Christmas Day. I spent an entire week cooking. No, really, the whole week. Now my family is gone (sniff) and I am planning out my next few months of writing, spending quality time with SB, and cuddling Rio.

So that’s my year in review. Personally, it was a huge one: new house, new family members, major lifestyle changes. Professionally, it was more of an even keel. I didn’t sell any new contracts (a few foreign rights sales, though), though I did write two books and see three releases. This is the first year in a while there hasn’t been a major turning point in my career. In 2005, I sold my first book. In 2006, I saw my first release. In 2007, I sold my second and third contracts, one of which was my first YA. 2008, professionally, has been more about transitioning into a mature career – no longer a debut,no longer a sophomore effort — as well as gearing up for 2009: my first YA release, the conclusion of my first series, my first year with two book releases.

In terms of art consumption, I have to admit I’ve been generally more impressed with my television watching experiences than my book reading. The first half of the year was generally disappointing in terms of reading. I read a few historical romance novels I really liked (The new Madeline Hunter, the Sherry Thomas debut), which was great and renewed my interest in them (I’d been growing a little bored with historicals recently that weren’t also paranormal like Colleen Gleason’s series or Libba Bray’s). But I also read a bunch of hugely hyped books that were a let down. This fall, I hit a great streak of fabulous YA novels: Disreputable History, Gamer Girl, the Hunger Games, and Graceling, and 2009 is going to be awesome on that front, I just know it! (Mostly because I’ve read a lot of the books already.) I think in 2009, I’m going to have to go back to keeping a list of books I read, because I honestly can’t remember a lot of what I’ve read this year. Sailor Boy and I bought season tickets to a local theater, though the shows we’ve seen so far have been mostly duds, with the pleasant exception of THIS BEAUTIFUL CITY, a “documentary musical” about the evangelical Christian community in Colorado Springs. But my favorite art this year have been the TV shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Wire, Dexter. Movies? Eh. I’m having a hard time even remembering movies I saw this year. I liked Wall-E well enough, but it was no Incredibles. It’s hard to love a movie where you spend 75% of the time thinking to yourself, “If they kill this little robot, I’m going to march up to Pixar and slap John Lasster right in the kisser.” There’s emotional manipulation (with which I am more than familiar) and then there’s emotional manipulation. To be honest, I think my favorite was the documentary of the making of the Cirque de Soleil/Beatles show, LOVE.

So that’s it. My year in review. It was a very  challenging, very busy, very life-changing, very fulfilling year. I enjoyed it a lot, and I’m really looking forward to 2009, in which:

  • I turn 30.
  • Barack Obama becomes the President of the United States
  • I finish my office
  • Rampant is released
  • Tap & Gown concludes the Secret Society Girl series
  • Rio turns one
  • I write a book I’ve been excited about for a long time but haven’t had the chance to devote time to yet

As for goals… well, you just saw two of them. There are others, and other tentative plans, but they aren’t blog-ready yet.

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