So my modem is fried. Which means I’m sitting in a coffee shop typing this. People! Outside world! Extraordinary.


Question: “How do you pronounce your last name?(I’ve told some of my friends about your books, and I’m sure I messed up your name)”

Answer: Thank you for telling friends about my book! I tend to say “Peter-froind” (like “Freud” but with an N), but “Peter-friend” is what most of my family sticks with. It’s the Americanized version, since “freund” is German for “friend.” I suppose if you were German, you’d pronounce it “peh-tur-froind.” “Peter-friend” seems to be easiest to most people. It’s unfortunate that people can pronounce “freud” just fine but add that N and it throws everyone out of whack!

Question: “Were you ever a virginal unicorn hunter?”

Answer: Yes, but I’m married now, so those days are behind me. It’s all ironing boards and bread baking and affairs with the milkman.

Question: “What do you love most about unicorns?”

Answer: They are very tasty, but a bit tough, so you have to marinate them for at least two hours in a sauce made from equal parts soy sauce, honey, and olive oil. Delish!

Question: “Who did you want Veronica Mars to be with?”

Answer: Logan. I never bought any of her boyfriends but Logan. Duncan, in particular, was disastrous. Then again, if Veronica is with Logan, that means he can’t be my boyfriend. Hmmmm…

5 Responses to “FAQ: Miscellaneous”
  1. Heather Harper says:

    I’ve been saying your name right! (Freud with an N.) Yay me.

    And bread baking is awesome. Less messier than unicorn slaying.

  2. D.B. says:

    I haven’t even bothered trying to pronounce it… I knew I would butcher it. I just know to go to the Fiction section and start at “peter” and move down the line to find your books!

  3. Patrick says:

    I say “Diana Peterfr-umfr-mfmf-d, Diana Peterfr-un-en-eun-mfmf… Umm Diana.”

  4. Cara King says:

    Good to know how to pronounce it!

    And Logan is hawt! ;-)

    Cara

  5. Cindy Procter-King says:

    Okay, I shall now officially stop calling you Diana Peter-froond. Someone told me to pronounce it like that a couple of years ago.

    Hey, at least you get people talking.

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