Here I am in New York. Made the mistake of walking all around town in wedge heels yesterday, so now my calves are killing me! Good going, Di.
So then, I arrive home to my hotel room very late, after a lovely boozy dinner with a college friend, to discover this: I’ve been Cover Snarked by the Smart Bitches!
Remember those romance novel covers I did a few years back? Well, apparently Candy and Sarah take issue with my magenta-hued skin on the “paranormal” one. Can’t imagine why.
Candy: Every time I look at this cover, the smooth jazz starts playing, and then you find out that the woman is actually this guy’s long-lost sister and they’ve been engaging in accidental incest for the last three seasons of the show, and all of this came to light only because their mother woke up out of a 10-year coma. Man, the things they do for sweeps week.Sarah: Behold the powers of my divination! This man is not thinking about sex. Or secrets. He’s thinking about basketball, specifically as to whether he can use her head to shoot 3’s.
Candy herself was kind enough to email me and point out the post, a service they probably did not render to the computer generated models in the other covers. And now, of course, I’m never going to be able to look a this cover without thinking the guy is indeed, picturing my head as a basketball. Because Sarah? She may be right. Might be the color.
In other cover news, just received my first ever foreign edition for Secret Society Girl. Stay tuned. I’ll be posting it soon!
March 28th, 2008 at 7:12 am
LOL!!!
March 28th, 2008 at 7:52 am
That IS funny coloring on that cover.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:31 am
This man is not thinking about sex. Or secrets. He’s thinking about basketball
OK, now that that’s settled, what’s the woman thinking about? Do you remember? Share!
March 28th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Yay for foreign editions!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
The coloring is a little bit funny.
March 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am
*giggle* You’re such an eternal good sport. I *lurve* that about you
March 29th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Congrats Diana! Snarking is the highest form of flattery. You’re taking it the right way. It’s totally about the color!
March 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
That is hilarious! And I have to admit that the guy does look a little scary, in a predatory sense.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:54 am
Okay, it is pretty funny!
Teri
March 31st, 2008 at 5:28 pm
on a good note, if you read the comments, someone did call you Drew Barrymore…
also, yay on foreign editions!
April 1st, 2008 at 12:28 am
Girl, you have arrived.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
I just had to comment on this one… I love it! I never noticed that your skin was an unearthly color, but then again I KNOW you, so I mentally filled in your real skin color.