Yeah, But Are They *Zombie* Five Year Olds?

14 Responses to “Yeah, But Are They *Zombie* Five Year Olds?”

1. Kelly says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 8:56 am

   Okay, i tried this twice, and both times when I pressed the get your score button it took me to their online dating site sans score; apparently I can’t fight five year olds because I need a date?? I don’t think the dh would be v. happy to hear that.

2. Diana Peterfreund says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am

   Kelly, try the text link at the top of the post, rather than clicking on the graphic.

3. Carrie says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 9:06 am

   I can only take on 22. Stupid short arms!

4. Kelly says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am

   Thanks for the clue. I apparently no longer need a date, but I can only take on 18 of those brats. I think it’s my age.

5. Valery says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 10:28 am

   Apparently, I can take 30 on. I think it’s the couple years of martial arts training and the surviving 11:59 New Year’s Eve rush in a subway in NYC that really helped out.

   Also, I’m pregnant and have already been punched once in the stomach by a child and, let me tell you, that’s not happening again. :-/

6. aden says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

   This quiz (and the “Will you survive the zombie apocalypse” quiz) have further cemented my appreciation for having been a martial arts instructor (36 and 66% respectively). Now, if there’s a child zombie apocalypse, I don’t know how that’ll work.

7. Vicki says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

   It says I can only take on 13…hmmmm, since I have worked with this age many years ago, this is a dangerous score. Need longer arms and martial arts training.

8. eatrawfish says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

   I think the quiz may be giving me a lot of credit by saying I could take on 18.

9. Marley Gibson says:
   January 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

   Wow…when I clicked on this here at work, I got this message:

   “You have attempted to access a website that has been blocked by policy.

   This website has been classified into the following categories which are blocked: Excessive Violence”

   Excessive Violence? Wow…now I’m REALLY interested to see what this is!

10. Gina Black says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Twenty. Let me at ‘em. Heh heh heh. (That’s the Evil Mommy laugh.)

11. Patrick, The Space Lord says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    33. I suspect that number is low. I’m not opposed to using one as a weapon and I have one at home I’ve been practicing with. I’m pretty effective with a deadly five year old.

12. Jess Riley says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Oh, that is just too fun. (And how CUTE is your hair in your last post?!?!)

13. Maureen McGowan says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am

    LOL

14. KERRY ALLEN says:
    February 1st, 2008 at 10:04 am

    34. Bring on the puppy-kicking test!

    The “moral compass” section revealed things about my character you really do not want to know.